Dinner time Drama

I was sitting at dinner last night and it started with a kick.
“Ouch! STOP! MOMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!! Make him stop.”
“Stop it Little One.”
“Owwwww-Wa!”
“Little One stop kicking.”
“Well now she kickin’ me.”
“Drama Princess, stop. You didn’t like it done to you, why are you doing it?”
“Well he won’t stop. Ouch! Mommy, see he’s STILL kicking. Take that you little brat!!”
“Ouch! Ma-eee, her hurt me.”
“Good.” As both heads turn to look at me
I received a “What?” at the same time.
“You heard me. I am tired of this fighting every night. Stop kicking each other…
“But HE started it…”
“No, Her started it.”
“No He.”
“No her.”
“No…”
“KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW, BOTH OF YOU!”
“Ouch!”
“Ma-eee.”
I decided to tune them out at that moment. The night before I gave one of them a time out during dinner, the night before that one of them lost dessert, and the night before that I left the table. I have tried about 50 different things. Last night I tried something different.
“Mommy??”
“Ma-ee??”
“Mommy?”
“Come on Mommy, what are you doing, huh?
“Mammeee??”
“Is she okay?”
“Hellloooooo, Mommy, stop it.”
“Mommeee, (s)top it.”
“Come on, this is not funny, Mommy.”
“We (s)orry.”
“Yeah, come on Mommy, we’re sorry. We won’t do it again.”
Yeah right until tomorrow night. And I’ll do the same thing as I did last night. NOTHING!